You're Losing Over $25K a Month. And You Don't Even Know it.
I’ll prove it in 10 days or you pay nothing.
Recently selected by a Fortune 500 retailer to transform their lifecycle operations. 15 years building revenue systems that actually work.
15-minute qualification call • Not a sales pitch
We’ll verify you have $25K+ in leaks before you pay anything.
If you’re not a fit, I’ll tell you straight.
The $25K Revenue Challenge
I’ll find $25K+ in monthly revenue leaks in 10 days. Prove me wrong and get your money back.
$2,500 • 10 Business Days • 100% Guarantee
No Implementation Required
Founding partners: 4 spots remain at this price (Next cohort: $15,000)
Fortune 500
I've Walked in Your Shoes
For over 15 years, I’ve architected marketing systems for companies from startups to Fortune 500 organizations. I know the pressure you’re under to adopt AI while maintaining authentic connections.
Recently selected by a Fortune 500 national retailer to overhaul their customer lifecycle systems, I bring enterprise-level expertise to help you transform your marketing operations.
14% Revenue Lift
From captured leads
35% Trial Conversion
Improvement achieved
Enterprise Trusted
Fortune 500 vetted
90-180 Days
Transformations
“You’ll work directly with me. I’ve built these systems from the inside for 15 years. Currently transforming lifecycle marketing for a Fortune 500 retailer. Now bringing enterprise expertise to companies like yours.”
Trusted by Marketing Leaders
See what executives say about working with Brendan
“You NEED a Brendan. Everyone does. Brendan is actually a unicorn. His resume is that one in a million that you’ve been searching for and thought didn’t exist. That mythical combination of someone who can build and sell big picture strategy, then walk out of the boardroom and start executing tactical plans to move mountains.”
Doug Henderson
Senior Director of Analytics, Blueprint Test Prep
Common Questions (Honest Answers)
“What if I don’t have $25K in leaks?”
Then you pay nothing. In 15 years, I’ve never seen it. But if you’re the first, the audit is free.
“How do I know you’re legitimate?”
Fair question. I’m currently transforming operations for a Fortune 500 retailer. Check my LinkedIn, talk to my references, or start with our qualification call where you can grill me.
“What exactly happens in these 10 days?”
Days 1-3: I analyze your current funnel and systems Days 4-7: I identify specific leaks and calculate their cost Days 8-10: I create your prioritized roadmap with ROI projections You get a comprehensive report you own forever.
“Why should I act now?”
Honest answer: Every month you wait costs you $25K+. Plus, I only take 2 audits per month and founding pricing ends after 5 companies.
“What if I can’t implement your recommendations?”
The audit shows you what’s broken with clear priorities. You can fix it yourself, hire someone else, or engage us for implementation. No obligation.
15 minutes • No pitch • We’ll see if this makes sense
Questions? Email me directly: brendan@kinetiq.marketing