🚀 Founding Partner Pricing: 4 of 5 spots remaining at 50% discount

You're Losing Over $25K a Month. And You Don't Even Know it.

I’ll prove it in 10 days or you pay nothing.

Recently selected by a Fortune 500 retailer to transform their lifecycle operations. 15 years building revenue systems that actually work.

15-minute qualification call • Not a sales pitch

We’ll verify you have $25K+ in leaks before you pay anything.

If you’re not a fit, I’ll tell you straight.

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Enterprise Experience
Fortune 500

The $25K Revenue Challenge

I’ll find $25K+ in monthly revenue leaks in 10 days. Prove me wrong and get your money back.

$2,500 • 10 Business Days • 100% Guarantee
No Implementation Required

Founding partners: 4 spots remain at this price (Next cohort: $15,000)

Brendan Gamache
Fortune 500
Lifecycle Systems Expert

I've Walked in Your Shoes

For over 15 years, I’ve architected marketing systems for companies from startups to Fortune 500 organizations. I know the pressure you’re under to adopt AI while maintaining authentic connections.

Recently selected by a Fortune 500 national retailer to overhaul their customer lifecycle systems, I bring enterprise-level expertise to help you transform your marketing operations.

14% Revenue Lift

From captured leads

35% Trial Conversion

Improvement achieved

Enterprise Trusted

Fortune 500 vetted

90-180 Days

Transformations

“You’ll work directly with me. I’ve built these systems from the inside for 15 years. Currently transforming lifecycle marketing for a Fortune 500 retailer. Now bringing enterprise expertise to companies like yours.”

Trusted by Marketing Leaders

See what executives say about working with Brendan

“You NEED a Brendan. Everyone does. Brendan is actually a unicorn. His resume is that one in a million that you’ve been searching for and thought didn’t exist. That mythical combination of someone who can build and sell big picture strategy, then walk out of the boardroom and start executing tactical plans to move mountains.”

Doug Henderson

Doug Henderson
Senior Director of Analytics, Blueprint Test Prep

Common Questions (Honest Answers)

“What if I don’t have $25K in leaks?”
Then you pay nothing. In 15 years, I’ve never seen it. But if you’re the first, the audit is free.

“How do I know you’re legitimate?”
Fair question. I’m currently transforming operations for a Fortune 500 retailer. Check my LinkedIn, talk to my references, or start with our qualification call where you can grill me.

“What exactly happens in these 10 days?”
Days 1-3: I analyze your current funnel and systems Days 4-7: I identify specific leaks and calculate their cost Days 8-10: I create your prioritized roadmap with ROI projections You get a comprehensive report you own forever.

“Why should I act now?”
Honest answer: Every month you wait costs you $25K+. Plus, I only take 2 audits per month and founding pricing ends after 5 companies.

“What if I can’t implement your recommendations?”
The audit shows you what’s broken with clear priorities. You can fix it yourself, hire someone else, or engage us for implementation. No obligation.

15 minutes • No pitch • We’ll see if this makes sense

Questions? Email me directly: brendan@kinetiq.marketing